The way you deal with an idiot like Lance Stephenson on the court=You obliterate and humiliate him until he can’t look you in the eye. Stephenson’s obnoxious behavior only cemented the tremendous ass-whooping that LeBron James and The Miami Heat dealt The Indiana Pacers. Stephenson will have plenty of time to blow himself and experience the taste of Akron, Ohio rubber beneath King James’ pups.~Daryl
Classic Richard Pryor-Not for the faint of heart, or those even more easily offended~Daryl
It felt good to drain some jumpers earlier today. Even though I know my full court days have probably passed-I was more than pleased after a horrific start. I will not divulge the amount of time since I even last took a shot at a rim, but if there is one thing I still have=my shot. The first 20 minutes were terrible, and really different, because for the first time in my life=I felt awkward playing basketball. I realize being 3 months shy of 50 made me think about getting hurt more than I did when I was 25…when getting hurt wasn’t even on my mind.Worrying about getting hurt is the first thing that gets you hurt.
The last 50+ minutes=The stroke more than returned. For less than an hour, I felt like the OSU student, that ran full/half court at Larkins Hall, and Jesse Owens North/West for five hours at a time playing against names like Carter Scott and Mike Tomczak. I was hitting shots(A couple left-handed) from all angles and my legs and feet temporarily felt like they were on air. I’ll probably wake up tomorrow with an overall body stiffness that will rival rigor mortis, but for a very brief moment, I was deadly from the outside again. My wind may be a joke, but my stroke never will be.~Daryl
With authority, Tiger Woods rolls at Farmers Insurance for his 75th career victory | Devil Ball Golf – Yahoo! Sports.
Golfer Tiger Woods, left, answers questions about his week-long Army experience at Fort Bragg, during a press conference there April 16 after a youth golf clinic. Woods took part in a variety of training events, including a jump from an airplane. Beside Woods is his father, retired Army Lt. Col. Earl Woods, a former Green Beret who served at Fort Bragg. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)
Tiger Woods just finished a dominant post-poontang addicted performance that should put all of his competitors on high alert for the upcoming golf season. After throwing away a huge part of his potential due to philandering ways that would make Hugh Hefner and Ron Jeremy both blush-Could Golfs greatest talent be poised for a huge 2013?
It’s no wonder that his body needed rest after sticking and moving in the loins of so many women. If the late, great boxing trainer Angelo Dundee were in his corner, you would hear his famous call-out ” stick and move.” Dundee used this phrase to help Sugar Ray Leonard come out of retirement and defeat “Marvelous” Marvin Hagler. Over the course of this past weekend, and today, Tiger showed signs of the post-pussy addicted brilliance that left the game of Golf changed, for the better-FOREVER!! Instead of dibbling and dabbing into ugly, unfamiliar holes of insatiable insanity, he returned to what made him great- precisely stroking the sands and greens of a beautiful golf course. Those betting against his pursuit of Jack Nicklaus’ seemingly untouchable record-need to take notice. ~Daryl
President Barack Obama greets professional golfer Tiger Woods in the Oval Office Monday, April 20, 2009. The 14-time major winner visited the White House Monday following a press conference for the AT&T National, the PGA Tour event Woods hosts at Congressional Country Club June 29-July 5. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)
The first post in another new category-The Man Cave. The Man Cave will not intentionally, promote anything that hurts the eyes, intellect, or ideology, of those who may choose to visit. It’s simply a space for the guys and what we think. I mean what many of us REALLY think. Comments about sports, the opposite sex, and just everyday life, will hopefully meet with a somewhat comedic edge. We post enough serious shit on a regular basis=we need a place to relax from time to time. Check out the first post that merely reflects our MOSTLY true, borderline neanderthal, male-dominated mindset.
Cum on fellas!! Not even the cool and always calm demeanor of the POTUS can ignore the behind that is Beyonceing in front of him-in this picture. You can see what he is “thinking” in his eyes? “If it weren’t for the fact that Michelle would determine my Destiny-Child I would put a ring on it, and I’m not talking about your finger.” Believe Barack, even though he is ‘Crazy In Love’-He would put the full thrust of Air Force One, into… ultimately what would be a dirty dream labeled- “Best Thing I Never Had.” ~Daryl~ HUMOR ONLY FOR THE EASILY OFFENDED!!!