If I was President Barack Hussein Obama, I really would be looking forward to the next two-years. First of all, I would humbly acknowledge the naiveté that I possessed upon entering the most powerful position on the planet. My visions of hope and change would remain, despite being attacked and diminished by haters at every turn.
They would stay relevant despite my own overzealous optimism for compromising with those that barely want to shake my hand…let alone acknowledge my twice elected, well-earned role of respect that fuels their disrespectful contempt for me and my family.
I’d let them know that I walk softly…while carrying the biggest of sticks. Ask Vladimir Putin after I choke the life out of him, and whats left in the rubble after I help destroy his beloved ruble. He was busy beating his chest as GOP gargoyles like Rudy Giuliani proudly and profusely painted their ceilings and computer screens white over his pathetic posturing. I was busy picking the method of his demise.
For the first time in 6-years, I would fully begin to respect the power in my hands to bring a motherfucking cannon to the persistent, albeit ultimately slingshot sized battle of continued GOP B.S. and ignorance. They would soon realize that I was playing Chess, while they claimed that I wasn’t competent enough to sit in on a game of checkers.
I’d use the F word and other 4 letter words toward these asshats, but only one word would show them that I mean business~VETO
~Fuck their pipeline!
~Fuck their ideas of immigration!
~Fuck their desires to keep slobbing the knob of the N.R.A.!
~Fuck their complaints, lies and threats against The Affordable Health Care Act which is what they will actually call it as its implementation continues to save lives and money.
~Fuck their threats of lawsuits and impeachment for me having the nerve to do my job because they refuse to do theirs!
~Fuck their attempts to de-legitimize me with a parade of culturally confused cocksuckers like punk-ass Allen West! I’d bring this Smothers Brothers loving sapsucker, and a few of his fellow, jealous, pseudo-negroes to the White House to show the public just how much of a coward he truly is.
I would ask HIM to explain how HE would benefit the Black community that he so readily criticizes. I would put him on blast for supporting efforts to slash every initiative that I attempted to bring forth that would help OUR people that he claims are worse off because of ME. I would want to know his feelings if it were HIS UNARMED seed bleeding to death in the street due to an incompetent pussy hiding behind a supposed badge of ARMED certification. Would this lying lawn jockey consider a parody of his son or daughters death funny?
If I was the President, I would do EVERYTHING within my power to make sure my actions continue to speak louder than my detractors worthless words. After 6 years of being too concerned about what others think despite their blatant disrespect and contempt for me, I would keep being “THEIR” WORST PRESIDENT EVER!!!!
If I was the president, the best way to put these lowlife losers in their proper resting places would be to spend the next two years succeeding and moving FORWARD. Wars would keep ending, the unemployment rate would keep dropping, more people would have affordable health care options,and Black&Brown Lives would matter as much as anyone else’s.
With no more campaigns to win, and NOTHING to lose, I would fulfill the promise of my legacy and realize that my respectful place in history is STILL there, not “theirs” for me to gain.~Daryl~