Alan Keyes leads the latest loud beat of the ever irritating “Tom-Tom Club.” Keyes should be proud too lead the likes of Allen West, Larry Elder, Ken Hamblin, Herman Cain etc. They all spend so much time with their heads buried so far up the asscrack of conservatism-their wives, often, only get to see them from the neck down.
Listen to the insane ramblings pouring out of this paranoid eunuchs mouth about The Obama Administrations “plan” to confiscate all weapons to subdue the masses. They have been setting up a plan the whole time to end America, as we know it-FOREVER.
Keyes has clearly been kicked in his head one too many times. I bet he also believes President Obama has also contacted the leader of the planet Dildotron for assistance in implementing martial law. Thousands of dildos will be used with alien-like, laser precision to embed the mark of the beast up the collective behind of The United States. According to Keyes, when “Obama”(he refuses to call him president) is done with his masterplan-We’re fucked!!!
Many have called Keyes,and others like him-many names. “Bat-shit crazy,” “Uncle Tom,” and “Oreo” are used more often than not.The first two descriptions are perhaps obvious. Oreo might be too generous of description, because, at least, an Oreo cookie “really” has the creamy white center of existence that Keyes and his hollow minded brethren so desire. ~Daryl
- Alan Keyes Is *So* Demented (delong.typepad.com)
- Tinfoil Hat Alert; Alan Keyes Says Obama Gun Control Push Is Plot To Murder Billions (VIDEO) (addictinginfo.org)
- What A Star We Lost When Barack Obama Beat Alan Keyes (wonkette.com)