FOR ONE BRIEF MOMENT-I WAS BACK TO THE FUTURE


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It felt good to drain some jumpers earlier today. Even though I know my full court days have probably passed-I was more than pleased after a horrific start. I will not divulge the amount of time since I even last took a shot at a rim, but if there is one thing I still have=my shot. The first 20 minutes were terrible, and really different, because for the first time in my life=I felt awkward playing basketball. I realize being 3 months shy of 50 made me think about getting hurt more than I did when I was 25…when getting hurt wasn’t even on my mind.Worrying about getting hurt is the first thing that gets you hurt.

The last 50+ minutes=The stroke more than returned. For less than an hour, I felt like the OSU student, that ran full/half court at Larkins Hall, and Jesse Owens North/West for five hours at a time playing against names like Carter Scott and Mike Tomczak. I was hitting shots(A couple left-handed) from all angles and my legs and feet temporarily felt like they were on air. I’ll probably wake up tomorrow with an overall body stiffness that will rival rigor mortis, but for a very brief moment, I was deadly from the outside again. My wind may be a joke, but my stroke never will be.~Daryl

CLEVELAND SPORTS FANS GET ROCKED AGAIN!!!


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Chris Perez

It’s been a tough week for Cleveland sports fans. Indian’s closer, Chriz Perez and his wife get arrested after a package addressed  to his residence  gets intercepted by The Post Office and law enforcement authorities. The package that was sent to his home contained over a third of a pound of ganja mailed from Los Angeles. It was addressed to “Brody Baum” which is a combination of their dogs name and his wife’s maiden name. Personally, I believe these morons are hooked on something a little stronger than weed. What in the hell were they thinking? The one brain cell that Cheech&Chong possessed between them would not have thought of doing something so idiotic. Perez makes enough money-He could have paid someone to keep his stash replenished without risking even more exposure and a criminal record. Better yet, he could have followed the rules of MLB-No drugs at all. This stoner is fried from something else besides bong hits-Bath Salts, Crystal Meth or Crack might be involved as well. 

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Cleveland Browns receiver Josh Gordon was suspended for two games next season  for violating The NFL’s substance abuse policy. Coming off of a college career that featured numerous bouts with the bong-Gordon claims he was given medicine that contained codeine for a bout with strep throat. Did he forget about fellow teammate Joe Haden‘s four game suspension last year for “innocently” using adderall to recover from a drunken night in Vegas? 

LeBron James going for his 2nd NBA championship, outside of Cleveland, is also surely pissing some local fans off. It’s been a tough week, but what else can a Cleveland sports fan do, but continue to pray that things get better sooner than later.~Daryl

The logo of the Browns Backers Worldwide.

The logo of the Browns Backers Worldwide. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

BAMA TIME IS ABOUT UP-THE BUCKEYES WILL SOON BE COMIN FOR Y’ALL!


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The Crimson Tides stranglehold on college football will soon come to an end. The “Urban Renewal” underway at The Ohio State University will soon see to that. The Buckeyes always have had outstanding athletes with speed etc., but they never played as “fast” as Coach Meyer demands from his teams. The BCS B.S. is winding down as well as Bama Time. GO BUCKS!!!!!~Daryl

P.S.> Dear Buckeye hater Mark May-You can kiss our Bucknuts! Sincerely, fans of The Ohio State University.

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DEAR SERGIO GARCIA-”VETE A LA CHINGADA”


 

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Golfer Apologizes to Tiger for ‘Fried Chicken’ Remark (abcnews.go.com)

Sorry for any barrage of expletives but, MOTHERFUCK this jealous hater. Look at the photo above borrowed from TheBleacherReport.com. This loser will ALWAYS be in Tiger Woods‘ background. This race-baiting asshole knew exactly what he was doing with the fried chicken reference-just like the shit-stomping, country fuck, competing as a competent golfer also known as Fuzzy Zoeller.

Garcia, is obviously the putrid progeny of  individuals, who perhaps were kicked in the head one too many times running down narrow minded alley’s trying to prove their Cerveza balls… by way of a Barcelona bullfight. He’s been hating on Tiger for years, and we are supposed too pretend that this Don Juan never-will-be misspoke? What’s probably driving this European eunuch even crazier=Tiger is continuing too bury his driver in more Blonde bush than this moron’s wet dreams could ever come up with. Sergio, you couldn’t caddie for Tiger’s little boy, let alone, try and compete with the greatest player the planet has ever known. ~Daryl

A HERO AIN’T NOTHING BUT A SANDWICH!-RAY LEWIS IS BOLOGNA!!!


“My nephew was brutally beaten and murdered and nobody is paying for it,” Jacinth Bakers uncle, Greg Wilson, told USA TODAY Sports. “Everything is so fresh in our mind, it’s like it happened yesterday. We’ll never forget this.”

“I’m not trying to end my career like this,”Lewis said in his hotel that night, according to the testimony of a female passenger in the limo.

(Quotes from ‘Slayings not forgotten, Ray Lewis not forgiven’-Brent Schrotenboer, USA TODAY Sports)

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First of all, I’m from Akron,Ohio, and, I am a lifelong Cleveland Browns fan. These facts DO have importance regarding my opinion of  Ray Lewis and the team formerly known as The Cleveland Browns. With much disrespect intended=”Motherfuck the Baltimore Ravens, and the double-murderer, better known as Ray Lewis.”

Ray Lewis gets to retire after a 17-year career, that most certainly will see his name enshrined in the Pro Football Hall of Fame. His football achievements will be forever featured, just a short drive from the hometown of Jacinth Baker and Richard Lollar. Baker, and Lollar were the two former Akron residents that lost their lives outside of an Atlanta nightclub after a confrontation with Ray Lewis’ entourage. 

“You want to talk to me about something that happened 13 years ago right now?-Ray Lewis.”

When is it a good time to talk to your punk-ass Ray? Was it before you disposed of the WHITE suit that your BLACK ass was wearing at the time of the butchering? So much blood must have been spilled on your worthless ass collection of cotton and food coloring, something forced you to hide evidence. “Baker and Lollar were 21 and 24 at the times of their deaths, both having been stabbed several times in the heart and upper body.” http://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/nfl/2013/01/10/ray-lewis-baltimore-ravens-atlanta-murder-2000/1566198/   The overkill represented in this “disagreement” outside of a nightclub is repulsive. The fact that Ray Lewis was allowed to “testify” against his two “friends” Reginald Oakley, and Joseph Sweeting, in exchange for a plea deal reeks of bullshit. This asshole was involved in the fight with his friends, but was allowed to give grey-area testimony that he knew would absolve, not only his gutless ass, but theirs as well. Money is a powerful thing-But?

Oakley describes a chaotic scene with several fights breaking out. He describes Lewis imploring his friends to get into his limo.He describes a man staggering in the street holding his side before “falling backward onto the street.” He later describes three other men getting into the limo saying “We kicked they ass.”

Money can make a conviction in the court of law go away, but in the hearts and minds of humanity, presumed innocence, is much harder to come by. “Keep your mouths shut” was a statement directly attributed to Ray Lewis. Court records show that this PED taking bastard admitted to giving misleading information about that nights fatal events.

Art Model was more concerned with the pursuit of the Super Bowl, rather than the victims of  an area-he literally left behind.  Think about it?=If Art Modell was TRULY deserving of being in The Pro Football Hall Of Fame, would the names= The Baltimore Ravens, and Ray Lewis even exist? Modell cried a river regarding a new stadium, yet people forget, this “brilliant” business man, borrowed money, to sign the likes of an outdated, receiver named Andre Rison. The same “legend” that  made this call, also chased Bernie Kosar and his “diminished skills” out of Cleveland, along with another future Hall of Fame coach-Bill Belichick. No wonder, the greatest running back(Jim Brown), in the history of the league, was also eventually alienated(once again) from a once storied franchise.

Many, that support Ray Lewis, say he was found innocent, those that feel otherwise need to get over it. I say to those that feel this way=”Fuck you, and the fake hero that you blindly worship.” Ray Lewis represents severe smoke from a supposed “small fire”.  This bastard received unprecedented support from Art Modell, because he represented a chance for Modell to forget a failed past. Too bad, his attempt to firmly establish a tree of future success, will always be tainted from the roots of a failed past. Modell eventually found what eluded him in Cleveland-A Super Bowl Ring. Unfortunately, he made a deal with the devil(Ray Lewis) that helped place that ring on his worn out finger. To many, the hero sandwich, known by the name of Ray Lewis, will always be made of nothing but BOLOGNA and no bread!!!!!! ~Daryl

 

TIGER WOODS ROARS INTO 2013-HAS HE PASSED HIS SORDID PAST TO THE LEFT HAND SIDE?


With authority, Tiger Woods rolls at Farmers Insurance for his 75th career victory | Devil Ball Golf – Yahoo! Sports.

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Golfer Tiger Woods, left, answers questions about his week-long Army experience at Fort Bragg, during a press conference there April 16 after a youth golf clinic. Woods took part in a variety of training events, including a jump from an airplane. Beside Woods is his father, retired Army Lt. Col. Earl Woods, a former Green Beret who served at Fort Bragg. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

Tiger Woods just finished a dominant post-poontang addicted performance that should put all of his competitors on high alert for the upcoming golf season. After throwing away a huge part of his potential due to philandering ways that would make Hugh Hefner and Ron Jeremy both blush-Could Golfs  greatest talent be poised for a huge 2013?

It’s no wonder that his body needed rest after sticking and moving in the loins of so many women. If the late, great boxing trainer Angelo Dundee were in his corner, you would hear his famous call-out ” stick and move.” Dundee used this phrase to help Sugar Ray Leonard come out of retirement and defeat “Marvelous” Marvin Hagler. Over the course of this past weekend, and today, Tiger showed signs of the post-pussy addicted brilliance that left the game of Golf changed, for the better-FOREVER!! Instead of  dibbling and dabbing into ugly, unfamiliar holes of insatiable insanity, he returned to what made him great- precisely stroking the sands and greens of a beautiful golf course. Those betting against his pursuit of Jack Nicklaus’ seemingly untouchable record-need to take notice. ~Daryl

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President Barack Obama greets professional golfer Tiger Woods in the Oval Office Monday, April 20, 2009. The 14-time major winner visited the White House Monday following a press conference for the AT&T National, the PGA Tour event Woods hosts at Congressional Country Club June 29-July 5. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

BACK DA FUCK UP OFF MY BUCKEYES!!!


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Crying for Manti Te’o | The Nation.

Even though I graduated from a catholic high-school affiliated with The Brothers Of Holy Cross, I proudly utter the phrase “Fuck Norte Dame.” This story, reeks of bullshit, so intense, that only a fool would believe in it. Manti Te’o became “seriously involved” with a young lady that he never saw in person? Then again he plays for Norte Dame=The only thing a football player actually wants to bury his Johnson in…is an innocent woman, by force.

The scandal ridden miscreants that are in charge of Norte Dame football need to be held accountable for the death of a student videographer, as well as a female student that committed suicide, due to accusations of rape at the hands of an Irish football player. The current culture at South Bend resembles nary a scene in the movie ‘Rudy,’ nor does it appear righteous. Why wasn’t the AD crying for the rape victim, or the young mans death that Brian Kelly should have been held accountable for? Because they weren’t deemed to be as important as football player Manti Te’o, a Heisman Trophy candidate, who was leading them to an undefeated season, and in the process, helping restore a once, but not so recent storied program.

Many college football programs have recently fallen from grace, including my beloved Ohio State Buckeyes. I offer no excuses, but tattoos and memorabilia for cash, is no where in the discussion of covering-up rape, child-molesestation, student-worker related death by negligence, and now-obvious outright fraud. Rudy Ruettiger should be ashamed. ~Daryl

English: Ohio State Buckeyes in 2006

English: Ohio State Buckeyes in 2006 (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

BROTHER FROM ANOTHER MOTHER?


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Rob Parker fired by ESPN.

 Rob Parker is a conflicted, confused and virulent imbecile of the highest order. This cretaceous-mouthed moron did not learn any lessons after being rightfully suspended by ESPN for his incendiary remarks that questioned the integrity of RG3′s “blackness.”

“(Is RG3)…a brother or a cornball brother….He’s Black, he kind of does his thing, but he’s not really down with the cause, he’s not one of us. He’s kind of Black. But he’s not really the guy you’d really want to hang out with because he’s off to do something else.”

This was a mere snippet from the vicious and vile diatribe that Parker presented as legitimate sports commentary. This unapologetic unicorn showed absolutely no remorse for his blatant attempt to depredate one of sports’ most talented and rising superstars.

Many have questioned the motives of this “Brother” who obviously feels that he designed the blueprint for blackness. Being a person of mixed-race, that was raised by African-American parents, the message is beyond transparent in its nature. This is the same type of insolent ideology that I’ve encountered for a lifetime. This permanent proprietor of Uncle Tom’s Cabin, is the same type of inglorious bastard that will question ones racial identity due to his own inner, ethnicity-based turmoil and personal inadequacies. He will publicly vilify another black man for dating a white woman, but behind the scenes, he has his palate buried so deep in a Kardashian-flavored cupcake, he fails to realize how much of a flavorless pussy, he himself…has become.

Ultimately, it is Rob Parker, who in my opinion, is the “questionable brother” because of his similar stance that strongly resembles the ubiquitous haterade that has recently fueled the punch-drunk mindsets of Herman Cain, and Cornel West. Opinions are like assholes. Everyone has one. Going public, and questioning another successful brother about his “Blackness” because his music marches to a different beat…is beyond asinine. That being said, this “Brother” is about to pull out the Skull Candy headphones, listen to some Led Zeppelin, and ‘Ramble On’=If Rob Parker, or ANY other Brother from Another Mother has an issue with it, I dis-respectfully declare “Nigga Please.”

~Daryl~

  

Robert Griffin III (RG3)

Robert Griffin III (RG3) (Photo credit: bmward_2000)